ext-315 Day 9 | April Fools Werewolf Game - The Pollymorphed Parrot Game

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Moderator Mon 09:39

Village Victory!
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:40

Gg
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:40

Gg everyone
Kirschstein Mon 09:40

Pollymorph Potion, Abysmal Armour, Rusty Crossbow
Mon 09:41

^ New things
BeenadorkComendrink Mon 09:41

What was Abysmal Armour again? I didn't hugely pay much attention once I died
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:41

U had veil or something savvy?
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:41

Haha, Archie was mortician, again
Mon 09:41

Yeah, I had the Veil
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:41

It blocks the user
Mon 09:41

I think
Mon 09:42

And doesn't protect the owner
Kirschstein Mon 09:42

if you go back to N1 you can read the description
Mon 09:42

the crossbow text nearly said
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:42

I'm on mobile. Getting home in 30 mins.
Kirschstein Mon 09:42

"50% chance to missfire, unless your username is ShaneMcC then it's 100%"
BeenadorkComendrink Mon 09:42

haha
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:42

Haha
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:42

Lol
Mon 09:43

Genius
BeenadorkComendrink Mon 09:43

I really wanted to try and shoot someone with it and take my chances with the 50% but figured a huntsman was more useful actually protecting people
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:44

This armour really is terrible, it's heavy as hell so you won't be able to perform any role actions in the night and it's also full of holes - so it probably doesn't even offer any protection to you from kills. (Spoilers! It doesn't provide any protection at all)
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:45

Nice
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:45

lol
Mon 09:45

Savvy <3
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:46

Just a simple DL, again
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:46

Awww. No.
BeenadorkComendrink Mon 09:46

lol
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:46

This also reinforces my belief that it doesn't matter how ABYSMAL I play as seer I'll always win.
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:46

You only won because MY PARANOIA saved the day.
Mon 09:46

Ultimately.
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:47

No u
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:47

Didnt get caught by a Harlot, and actually ignited. So, I'll take those wins
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:47

Yes me
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:47

You are too paranoid
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:47

No w
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:47

My paranoid theory stopped the wolves from eating into the masons as that would destroy the BMC illusion.
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:48

Your paranoia was frustrating
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:48

I keep saying to lynch Buzz. No one agree :p
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:48

But then Dux’s trolling was also irritating
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 09:48

Lol at mason sergeant
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:48

I believe him. lol
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:48

I totally understand why people wouldn’t trust the masons
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:48

And I called out Bunnified :)
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:49

I was completely trustworthy
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:49

What happened N3 though? 3 wolf kills, how?
BeenadorkComendrink Mon 09:49

How come you ignited last night? Did that not bascially seal your fate today?
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:49

As opposed to?
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:49

what else was he going to do?
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:49

I was never winning
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:49

We were going to lynch him next
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:49

He was finally getting lynched today anyway
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:49

So, they wanted a thanks theme
Mon 09:49

*Thanos
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:50

We knew he couldn’t have killed us all
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:50

So, I ignited half of the survivors
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:50

There weren’t enough nights
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:50

Dowy get snipe
Mon 09:50

LMAO
Kirschstein Mon 09:50

Wolves had 3 kills several times, don't understand why they didn't wipe out the masons
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:50

Therefore we just got rid of the wolves and got rid of the demon at the right time
Mon 09:51

There were several points where I assumed the masons would die
Mon 09:51

But everyone seemed chill enough to leave us alone
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:51

Because of MY PARANOIA
Kirschstein Mon 09:51

That was a mistake imo
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:51

Wolves and Demon just like “It’s ok, the other evil will do it”
Mon 09:51

I completely agree
Mon 09:52

There were 5 of us in the end game
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:52

One mason death and the whole BMC myth would have collapsed.
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:52

I keep hoping they kill Dux
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:52

Was never gonna happen.
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:52

Me too
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:52

-_-
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:52

Would have made you guys lit.
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:52

I’m always stuck with that guy
Mon 09:52

I mean we were lit
Mon 09:52

And we didn’t really need to prove it
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:52

No one believe BMC theory except you
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:52

But how did the wolves kill 3 in one night? BT + Alpha?
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:52

We been checked :p
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:53

You were basically the only person suspicious of us
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:53

Checked by an ABYSMAL seer.
Kirschstein Mon 09:53

Alpha kept finding restore pots
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:53

Get lost
Kirschstein Mon 09:53

And a crossbow
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:53

Bloody alpha
Mon 09:53

I mean
Mon 09:53

It worked out perfectly
Mon 09:53

I’m not complaining
Mon 09:53

And Parrot was excellent
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:53

XII oof
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:53

Although better as a Pengwing
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:54

XII with a rusty crossbow. Hilarious.
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:54

Bird dies early replaced by Parrot
Mon 09:54

lol
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 09:54

Certainly didn't get rusty from lack of N1 use
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:54

For the record, by shooting Biscuit, if I had all my blights still alive, I would have won I think
Mon 09:55

I only killed 4 people, instead of my max of 6
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:55

How do you win?
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:55

But we figured you’d have to be super lucky to have all 6 up
Mon 09:55

Some of them would have already died
Mon 09:55

It was a slight gamble
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:56

Well, 2 more would be dead
Mon 09:56

Leaving me and 1 other
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:56

But also it was Helix and Dux
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 09:56

I blocked the demon lord the night I died so the irony of the wolves killing me meant noone corroborated their night immune story HAH
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 09:56

So sometimes that do things for the lols
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:56

One of my blights was a mistake, (I blighted Zeppo the night they died)
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 09:57

I knew you were something dodgy as soon as you didn't realise I blocked you
BobbleheadCrankypants Mon 09:57

Mason NC full of: I think Bomb definitely gone evuls. BMC EXISTTTTTT. Not me tho. I believe Bomb is lit. heh
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 09:58

Yeah, it's why I was hoping the wolves would kill you sooner than later Zeppo. Hard to explain that away
Mon 09:59

Oh, I was worried about Adjudicator for a bit as well
Mon 10:00

Turns out, the Veil hides you from them as well
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 10:00

Bomb’s paranoia was just so extreme I struggled to think they were good
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:01

Tbf the masons growing to that size seemed BMC like
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:01

GG
Mon 10:01

Yeah, Bomb's whole thing was weird
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:01

Blunder's glee at being #teamlit was so extreme it seemed like terrorism
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:01

that convinced me BMC was a thing more than anything this game
Mon 10:01

then they died
Mon 10:01

can't handle the litness
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:01

Also the fact none of them died
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:02

dead people are more lit!
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:02

Masons always seem suspicious if they dont die
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 10:02

Yeah, masons not dying is a problem
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:02

did the wolves think we were BMC or something?
Mon 10:02

what was the deal with that
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 10:02

For us hardworking evils
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:02

I'd rather they killed some masons than me so I could out the demon ;)
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:02

I literally wanted to die
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:02

I think the wolves left you alive because killing you would destroy my BEAUTIFUL PARANOID THEORY.
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:02

so Crea could recruit someone else
Mon 10:03

and prove us
Mon 10:03

I mean
Mon 10:03

I claimed BMC
Mon 10:03

as a joke
Mon 10:03

before your theory :)
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:03

That could have seriously backfired
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:03

OK, you gave me the seed to birth my paranoid theory
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:03

but yeah, you went deep down that rabbit hole
Mon 10:03

was weird
Kirschstein Mon 10:03

make this theme the new default for ww.es: discuss
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:04

I like it
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:04

Everything seemed to tie in.
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:04

I approve
BumblefinkCuddlebitch Mon 10:04

theme actually ended up easier to deal with than I thought it would
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:04

If I were in work safe mode I would hate it
BumblefinkCuddlebitch Mon 10:04

since everyone just called people by the first part of the names
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:04

It was difficult in work mode.
Mon 10:04

Parrot was a life saver
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:04

I want a theme of birds
Mon 10:04

sans parrot
Mon 10:04

with the parrot item
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:05

Shame Helix wasn't turned into a parrot. That would have been even funnier.
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:06

I was hoping buzzed was q vamp rather than a demon
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 10:06

I'm sad BigScreen was the one who became a parrot because they had the best name
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:06

Vamp basement could have been Yuuugr
Mon 10:06

Yugeee
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:07

Brexit was best name
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 10:07

Parrot was my favourite
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:09

Pollyjuice potion needs to stay! Mark, did you REALLY mess up Archie's typing like that?
BeenadorkComendrink Mon 10:09

Yes
Mon 10:10

I pollymorphed myself in bot-400, can confirm it makes you only-squawk for one day, then random-words the rest
Mon 10:11

<BallsackwaxBoobywank> (Crea) We were going to lynch him next << ah, didn't realise that, fair enough!
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:12

I think claiming responsibility for the parrot was unnessecary
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:13

I'm LIIIIIIIIIIT
Mon 10:13

Were roles allocated?
BeenadorkComendrink Mon 10:13

<Kirschstein> (Kirschstein) make this theme the new default for ww.es: discuss << no, please no
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:13

Roles were not allocated
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:13

I'm 99% sure they were.
Mon 10:13

Hmm :/
Mon 10:14

Savvy as Demon and Archie as Mortician made a bit too much sense.
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:14

Mod won't put Crea and I on the same team intentionally, as it happens all the time.
Mon 10:14

every
Mon 10:14

single
Mon 10:14

game
Mon 10:14

(mostly()
Mon 10:14

Phy too, but that was a recruit this time :p
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:14

^^
Mon 10:14

Why u no recroot me im saltoo
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:15

The difference in confidence about how the game was panning out between Crea and I was fun though.
Mon 10:15

I felt we had it in the bag for quite a while
Mon 10:16

that debate a few days ago resulting in wolf lynch over demon lynch was fun
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:16

Ah yes, a few days ago being yesterday.
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:16

god, this game was too long
Mon 10:16

felt longer
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:17

This should by the way be the default theme.
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:17

I want a U.N theme
Mon 10:17

so I can demand sanctions against people
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:17

Great Britain votes to put United States on trial.
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 10:17

I was informed n1 that roles were not allocated
Mon 10:18

Apparently, I just am a demonlord
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:18

rename items comodoties
Mon 10:18

U.S.A nukes Iraq, receives oil.
Mon 10:18

militia -> nuke
Mon 10:19

probably too much potential for tomfoolery though
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:19

Lol
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:20

I'm going to submit a fruit theme
Mon 10:20

but swap all the avatars
Mon 10:20

so they don't match the picture
Mon 10:20

see how many people get triggered
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 10:20

Please no
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:20

I'm triggered reading that.
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:20

I love it.
Mon 10:21

I'll make you a bananacake
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:21

:D
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 10:21

But it'll taste of tomatoes
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:22

Did you get a refresh potion though? If so who were all your recruits?
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:24

Helix refreshed me
Mon 10:25

so I recruited Helix
Mon 10:25

only gives +1 recruit though
Mon 10:25

not 2
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:26

I see.
Mon 10:26

And I assume Helix killed me.
Mon 10:27

<-salty
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:27

yeah
Mon 10:27

on the off chance you were a wolf
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 10:27

lol
Mon 10:27

Magic user seen making non-lethal visits must be a wolf ^^
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 10:28

I briefly wondered if the extra kill was a Mason turning into an OW
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 10:40

mostly it was amusing to kill you
Mon 10:40

cos not mason
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 11:03

Get rid of all non-masons
Mon 11:03

Mason win only
Mon 11:03

And parrot
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 11:04

Parrot is dust now
BallsackwaxBoobywank Mon 11:05

My parrot
BuzzedupCokenscotch Mon 11:14

Just a small pile of dust
BrewsalotCuppalover Mon 11:14

NICE SNIPE
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 11:32

oh yeah, that was this game
Mon 11:33

I still think your reaction was a bit overblown Town :p
Mon 11:33

that is literally the point of the item, and it's the villages job to find a way to prevent it if possible
Mon 11:34

always going to be an uphill battle to stop the snipe
Mon 11:34

I'm not a fan of the item, but the drama it creates is turning me around.
BabyblueChunkywatch Mon 11:35

I hate sniping too, its pretty shitty when people cant be around 2 minutes before night
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 11:36

totally valid play from wolves to do it though
Mon 11:36

why wouldn't they
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 11:48

Well one consequence is that we insta-lynched their BL the next day.
Mon 11:48

So :P
Mon 11:49

Even if Town and I hadn't dug the real protector, I think there would still have been a majority to lynch Brexit. Quite regardless of the avatar.
BrewsalotCuppalover Mon 11:50

Still convinced sniping is NOT the sole purpose of that item.
BendyourarmStoicgaze Mon 11:56

gg
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 11:56

You have more conviction than a German, a Dutchman and a Scot put together, Town! X
BendyourarmStoicgaze Mon 11:57

lol archie got parroted *and* was mortician
BrewsalotCuppalover Mon 12:00

Sniping is like the dude who snipes all bridge days at work, yes you can technically do it, but you're a massive dickhead.
BiscuitdimpleCockyhat Mon 12:02

Everybody wanted to kill of Breit.
Mon 12:02

Brexit*
Diamond_Dove Mon 12:03

great game to watch, guys! Well done to all players and Mod. :)
BumpercarCrashdummy Mon 13:18

GG everyone! Very fun game
BunnifiedCandyman Mon 13:28

Oh wow. I Parrot-d Archie! :D
Mon 13:29

Kinda wish I'd a Parrot-d Bird though, just for relevance.
BustamoveClumsyfeet Mon 14:01

That would be cool, but good you didnt as I died n1, would have been wasted^^
BifflewinksCootiesad Mon 15:06

Gg
Parrot Mon 18:02

WHAT?
Mon 18:02

MARC WAS THE TINFOIL MAN? FFS MAN
Mon 18:04

Btw, being the parrot was fun and all, but the random squawks really started getting frustrating after the 3rd day.
BlunderbussCrumblebum Mon 21:10

I would have added more at my own discretion for comedic impact.
Mon 21:10

that conversation we had the first day you turned was some of the most fun I have had in a while
Mon 21:10

in these games
Mon 21:11

genuinely hilarious.
BombasticCobblesmell Mon 21:30

Archie: the JUSTIFIED tinfoil man, for you
Mon 21:30

My paranoia SAVED the masons. And I knew ALL ALONG, of course.
Mon 21:31

SQUAWK.
BendyneckPhotoshop Tue 10:44

Oh cool. Gg
BrexitbusClusterfuck Tue 13:58

gg everyone

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